The Old Man on the Porch
“Visit the old man,” they said with a chuckle to the young investigative reporter, “Old Man Pike
knows all about what you are asking. At least more than anyone else around here. He’s just down the road on the right
across from the woods, probably in his rocking chair on the porch.”
So the young
reporter duly went down the street where directed and soon found the old man rocking slowly on his porch. Approaching him
slowly, he asked if it was okay to visit for a while. The old man nodded, and indicated a nearby chair for the reporter to
sit in.
“Know about it all? Well, if that’s what they said, then I reckon
it’s true,” said the old man in a quavering voice. He pulled at his bright red suspenders for a moment and looked
thoughtful. With a grunt, he slowly shook his head and continued.
“So, you want
to know about some of the strange things around Wesleyville, do you? I guess you came to the right place, seeing how I been
sitting here on this porch for about forty years or more. Son, I guess I have pretty well seen it all or heard about it anyways.
“Course, you probably heard about the Witch of Wesleyville, the disappearance of
the last of the Eriez Indians, Mad Anthony Wayne, and all the murders and such. Heard about the Bigfoot sightings and seen
some awful strange lights in the sky, and also about that Killer Clown a little while back. I was a deputy then and never
could find that murderer - just that loud cry and he was gone!
“My granddaddy
told me about that Union soldier that disappeared up the creek bed with that ghost woman, just over yonder in those woods.
And I was just a youngster when that woman burned up her stepdaughter. Boy, the tongues were wagging for years after that
murder, especially when she came back and lived in east Erie near where it all happened. She should have gotten life or worse
for what she done, but I guess justice doesn’t always happen.
“I seen
and heard lots of things, boy. Probably enough to fill your notebook there and more. Sitting here with nothing much to do
makes you notice a lot more, I reckon. Oh, I get around every now and then, long as my joints hold up. I seen the shadows
at the cemetery late at night, where that man still mourns his wife’s loss - heard him, too!"